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Top 20 Teenage face of the now Celebrities — May 10, 2015

Top 20 Teenage face of the now Celebrities

 

All of us know the zillions of different poses and dresses of our favourite celebrities in their hottest looks.? It is true that such a surfing becomes much of a stress-buster on any day. But would we recognise the same if shown their teenage faces Let’s see how many can you recognise!
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  1. Angelina Jolie
    One of Hollywood’s highest paid actresses as well as the hottest female of the world, Angelina Jolie has become a filmmaker and actress through her 20 years of career in Hollywood.
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  2. Brad Pitt
    One of the hottest actors of our times, Brad Pitt has gifted the world quite many memorable films through acting as well as producing and did look hot in his teenage as well!
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  3. Jay Z
    Today’s most loved rapper, Jay Z is known to be a rapper since his teenage. Friends remember Jay Z as walking around with a pencil and paper forever on him!
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  4. George Clooney
    George Clooney has come from a goofy teenage face to become today’s immortally young star and we know that it is very difficult for you to buy that. Well, see for yourself!
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  5. Johnny Depp
    The sexiest man on earth, Johnny Depp is truly a great actor for the great movies that he has given us. But do you know the sex comedy that he did while he was a teenager, looking like this?
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  6. Robert Downey Jr
    The amazing entertainer that Downey Jr is, he did not actually have a pleasant teenage as he witnesses much depression in this phase including his parent’s divorce in the early years of teenage. Wanna see a peek of his teenage self? Here it is!
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  7. Goldie Hawn
    The amazing Goldie Hawn had been amazing since her teenage. Well, how wouldn’t she? She claims to have learned the secrets of mindfulness way early in her teenage!
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  8. Christian Bale
    The crazy hot batman of our times, Christian Bale was just another teenage while he was! Well, did you know that he had a huge crush on Drew Barrymore while he was an adolescent!
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  9. Brooke Shields
    With many controversial roles as her debut movies, Brooke Shields has come a long way from her bushy eyebrows and shy girl look. She had been a Hollywood star since her very early years even having a part with Andy Warhol!
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  10. Helena Bonham Carter
    She was such an amazing actor since her early years that King’s College denied her college application because they feared that she would drop out because of her acting interest!
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  11. Elvis Presley
    The real rockstar of music, Elvis Presley is still a star 3 decades after his death. However, do you know that he was a Karate Black belt as well when he was younger? He followed martial arts with great passion before he encountered his love for music!
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  12. Steve Buscemi
    One of the most familiar faces of troubled and adorable anger, Steve Buscemi has taken over millions of fans all over the world. Nevertheless, did you also know that when Steve was a teenager he was a bold fire fighter of New York City.
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  13. Kate Moss
    The lovely face of the Hollywood Celebrity list, Kate Moss has a good and healthy fan-base all over the world. Did you know that, this little darling was much in stress in her teenage when she was, forced to pose topless?
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  14. Lennon and McCartney
    John Lennon is a Legend, whom none of us have the luck to meet again. Paul McCartney is the living legend. Both of them were the oldest pals of the World’s most favourite band, The Beatles. Don’t you want to see how they looked when they did their first band performance as teenagers?
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  15. Daniel Craig
    The new face of James bond, Daniel Craig is one of the best hotshot characters of World Cinema, currently. Did you know that Craig used to be a sex-obsessed teenager?
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  16. Jane Fonda
    One of the startling drama queens of the big-screen, Jane Fonda was always adored for her talents of the same being from America’s biggest theatrical family. Jane was actually born a lady to the infamous actor of early Hollywood times, Henry Fonda.
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  17. Lena Dunham
    The most realistic character on the popular TV Show, Girls, Lena is the all-in-all of the series. As a teenager, she was chubby and was much of an outcast among her classmates.
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  18. Michelle Williams
    The Disney Child Michelle Williams stepped into Hollywood after her popularity among the kids, only to find out that Hollywood was not place for kids, as she says herself.
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  19. Sofia Coppola
    The Oscar winning star started out aiding scripts for her father from an early teenage and became infamous for her telecast ‘Lost’.
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  20. Gwyneth Kate Paltrow
    The sweet and lovely Gwyneth is also the best-dressed woman in all of Hollywood as well as the most beautiful person. Did you know that she was also, voted the most annoying people of 2006 as well?
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Conclusion

Did you guess all your favourite actors right as well? Tell us in the comments below.

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Online Dating: Is it the last resort of Losers or the clever ones? —

Online Dating: Is it the last resort of Losers or the clever ones?

 

In order to rate the efficacy of online dating, we must analyse the facts, merits and myths hovering ‘round it.
Let us start with the sunny side:
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  1. Saving time and Money
    Definitely economical on both financial and time-related aspects as you don’t have to go through a dozen expensive dinners, gifts and outings any more. It is all free to give love, or at least negligible, given the internet is paid for!
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  2. Limitless options
    YES! The best part of online dating is that, you can have any girl you have ever dreamt about. Seek, find, knock and talk is just too easy!
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  3. Lesser Stress
    Dating becomes easy because, there is much lesser stress in online dating than in rea life dating. Here, stress about reacting right, impressing the chic or pouring out all the intelligence in our little heads don’t matter anymore. Well, you can even sit in the loo and chat online with your date and she wouldn’t know nothing about your loose motions!
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  4. Freedom for Shy people
    The perfect solution for introverts like Rajesh Koothrapally (The Big Bang Theory) as online dating requires your head, more than your solid physical present right in front of the other person. However, you need to be physically present somewhere, in order to date anyhow!
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  5. Freedom to talk about anything
    This is another boon of online dating, that you have the right to talk, swag, laugh, tease or criticism anything without the hassle, fuss or nervousness. Who knows, you might just be the charmer with that fear far off!
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  6. No more Cut-throat Rejections
    When you are dating online, you don’t have to worry about getting a panic attack, freak out or shock that you need to control or react to as it simply does not work in virtual world like that! It normally dies down without much knowledge and no one seeks contact if they did not like you picture and information on the profile, initially. It is all super-clear and direct, online!
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Now the darker side or the myths of online dating:

  1. It is virtual:

Not everything online is fake. One must understand first to dispose the belief that when it is online, you never know what or who is on the other side. The fact is you can always know that as there are websites verifying valid Identity cards, voice checks and video checks. Given the advancement in the age, photo shopping is just a click away, thanks to instagram. I do it. You do it. Everyone does it! So, stop thinking it’s an alien or nyan cat on the other end!
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  1. There is no chase, thrill or mystery
    People tend to think that, with two pages of general information and self-penned autobiography of 50 words, the thrill of ‘getting-to-know’ is done! But, the point is, questions of the inner identity is not much clear through these generic information that is usually put up as part of the profile. Apart from the mystical aura that you believe is lacking, you should thank that you already know if your date is a killer Bieber fan or a rapist!
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  2. It is silly
    People who don’t take online dating seriously are the same who flirt as an hobby and addiction every day. They know that they don’t take it seriously, so they believe that none else does as well! This is not just silly, but ridiculous as well!
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Conclusion

You understand form basic counting that pros are more than the cons. Moreover the cons are just the myths hovering online dating. Tell us your views in the comments below.

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How To Tell What a Man Will Be Like in Bed by the Way He Eats —

How To Tell What a Man Will Be Like in Bed by the Way He Eats

 

Ladies, now, you no longer have to put up with the long and daunting dinner to know your date’s sexual capabilities and tastes. You just need to watch him take those bites, gulps and swallows of the food he has, to judge his riding skills! It is not a myth that food and sex are two physically satiating acts. Both consumes and leaves room for ejections. It is all hormones, darlings, just hormones!
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  • He is hurrying through big chunky bites of his food
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    This man is in a desperate rush. He is fast, he misses things and he does not waste time on the foreplay or tantra (after-coitus-cuddling). The same on bed, he will not mind anything good or bad as everything is just a drive to burp or ejaculate, while eating and coitus, respectively!
  • It does not matter what he eats, he just needs to eat
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    This man is not at all choosy or picky about what he eats. He is fine with anything and everything whenever the hunger pangs pop-up. He will neither appreciate nor complain about the good, bad or evil that you put him up with. He will simply follow you.
  • He juggles eating with watching TV, talking on the phone and even cleaning!
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    This type of man is perpetually distracted. Yes, ladies, you can never be the apple of his eye. He just has too many eyes! While you’re on top of him, he will pause to light up a cigarette, en route, search for a pillow, adjust the AC and even heat up a slice of pizza! BEWARE!
  • He is too choosy about his food
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    He measures his food and counts every calorie, fat and carbohydrate in it. He chooses health over fat. He knows the reason he should do so and the benefits he will reap form it. This man knows everything he does. This also means, lots of sex and lots of awesome sex with endless positions, tricks and direct entry into the G-spot!
  • He is well mannered, calm and composed before and after the food
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    This proves that the guy opposite to you is a perfect gentleman. As he knows everything about keeping manners and taking even gulps, do not prejudge that he will be a slob on bed. Rather, this category of man will take into making everything right, perfect and satisfying, if not ecstatic or sumptuous!

Conclusion

We are not trying to be sexist or biased here, but these are results of genuine surveys taken over thousands of men. Feel free to comment below, as we are awaiting your replies to add to the survey!

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A Virgin enlightenment — May 1, 2015

A Virgin enlightenment

Third-Eye-Pineal-Gland
Pineal Gland produces DMT, inside us.
DMT is the only psychedelic that crosses the blood-brain barrier and gets to the brain.
DMT is produced.
It is consumed by brain as soon as the next nanosecond of its production.
It as though DMT is brain’s private mistress.
OR maybe it is the spirit molecule, as Rick Strassman says.
DMT is momentary.
Thoughts are momentary.
Life is momentary.

DMT is  Thoughts.
DMT is life.

That might sound too much, but I have a heightened sense of enlightenment in this sobriety that if we stop brain from eating all the DMT up, maybe we can pause life. Thoughts will be static. Feeling will be existent sans any record of time. That is immortal. Not the physical immortal, but the mental immortal.

DMT used to prescribed as an anti-psychotic a few decades ago. Well, well well. Look what dirty secret we found about the world!
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I have never had DMT. I just finished reading Rick Strassman’s ‘DMT: The Spirit Molecule’. The sudden rush of euphoria of the mere knowing took me to fining Dr. Strassman’s  AMA on psychonaut. He seemed a sane man with sane views. I believe science is just an record of our observations. As Foucalt says, truth is but the language of the majority, always. I do revere scientists, but I don’t revere them as supernatural creatures. Although, Dr. Strassman’s book seemed to be a strange overdose of positivity and enlightenment. The mind simply swung over the way his words lit. I’m glad.

I hope to be one with life someday. This strange knowing that it is DMT that is the ultimate truth and not Ayahuasca. And that, ayahuasca is DMT+, is just great! Lord. Wish I was born in the Amazon. Maybe I am. As another righteous state, not to thank your forefathers because we are our forefathers. Because we have never died. We have simply lived on an on. Maybe reincarnation is not the way you understand it. Maybe the corpse is dead only to our eyes. Perhaps the DMT after death is no longer eaten up steadily, rather death provides an abyss of endless DMT that body stops to exist, instead a mental life starts.Such joy, the thought itself is.
Shiva’s third eye now makes a real sense. Shiva is in all of us. Pineal Gland is located just where the Crown chakra is. Crown chakra charging the spirit molecule!
Next to read: The Soul of prophecy by Dr. Rick Strassman